Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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