her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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