Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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