You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
