you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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