Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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