Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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