OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
