He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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