sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
