Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
BRING THE BAGELS
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