Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
tell me about the eggs
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