she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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