If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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