we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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