we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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