so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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