You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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