Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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