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(204): View more from Manitoba

I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.

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(941): View more from Florida

She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???

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(785): View more from Kansas

U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.

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(216): View more from Ohio

We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?

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(208): View more from Idaho

the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes

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(616): View more from Michigan

I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.

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(773): View more from Illinois

If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

About five minutes ago. You’re good now.

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