either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just pee around me
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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