so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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