there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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