Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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