Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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