windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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