I should be sponsored by Trojan
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
why is half of my head shaved?
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