How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Oh god it's open bar.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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