i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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