he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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