All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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