HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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