Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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