The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize