If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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