woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
he was CRYING into my vagina
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
She needs sedatives and a leash
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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