Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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