I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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