I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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