we made out on top of his cat.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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