when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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