if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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