North Korea, Best Korea!
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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