And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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