i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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