they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
