We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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