also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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