Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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