office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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