Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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