pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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