It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
where are you?
Hypothermia
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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