They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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