well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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