Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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