Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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