Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
