Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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