What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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