White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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